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Dead End Job by Vicki Grant
epub, mobi |eng | 2005-04-01 | Author:Vicki Grant [Grant, Vicki]

Chapter Nine I felt trapped. I was trapped. What could I do? I kept thinking “poor Devin.” There was no way I was going to act like I was interested ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
Junie B., First Grader: Toothless Wonder by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2002-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“The fairy isn't real,” I said. “The tooth fairy is just pretend” Mother's eyes got big and wide at me. “No!” she said. “Yes,” I whispered back. “Paulie Allen learned ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
Junie B., First Grader: One-Man Band by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2003-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

I did not talk to Daddy. Also, I did not talk to my baby brother named Ollie. ’Cause he is just learning words. And all he keeps saying is moo. ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
Junie B., First Grader: Boss of Lunch by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2002-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

Then surprise! I put on my mitts. And I waved my hands all around in the air. “Look, Mother! Look, Daddy! See what Mrs. Gutzman gave me? These are real ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1998-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

6/The Trouble with Tickle Tickle did not turn out that professional. His fur was choppy and moppish. Plus his tail was a teeny stubby. I tried to push him under ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
Junie B. Jones Is (almost) a Flower Girl by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1999-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

7/Hope Mother bought me a beautiful dress for the wedding. It had golden puffery sleeves. And it came all the way to the floor. Also, she bought me fancy pantyhose ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
The Curse of Camp Cold Lake (Goosebumps Series #56) by R. L. Stine
epub |eng | 2005-10-15 | Author:R. L. Stine [Stine, R. L.]

15 I struggled to shore. My feet were numb. I couldn’t feel the muddy bottom as I staggered out of the water. I rubbed my arms. I couldn’t feel the ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 26,2014 )
Bears in the Night by Stan Berenstain
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-01-25 | Author:Stan Berenstain [Berenstain, Stan]

Title Page Copyright First Page In bed Out of bed Out of bed To the window At the window Out the window Out the window Down the tree Out the ...
( Category: Bears March 26,2014 )
Goosebumps 15 - You Can't Scare Me by R.L. Stine
epub |eng | 2011-03-26 | Author:R.L. Stine [Stine, R.L.]

14 Saturday afternoon we were in Charlene's back yard, trying out the new croquet set her father had bought. It was an overcast day. High clouds kept blocking out the ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 26,2014 )
Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentime by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1999-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“Do not stand on your chair, Junie B.!” she said. “And please don’t fight about valentines. If someone didn’t send you a card, it was just a mistake. No one ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1993-03-25 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“I’m shinin’,” I said real soft. “OUT!” she said. “OUT RIGHT NOW!” And so that’s how come I started to leave. Except for then the flashlight shined on the floor. ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 26,2014 )
The Fourth Stall Part II by Chris Rylander
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chris Rylander [Rylander, Chris]

Chapter 14 Monday—Lower Grade Playground At lunch that day we decided to just close up the office. Joe hung the “Closed for Repairs” sign on the door so kids knew ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
Falling Up by Shel Silverstein
epub, pdf |eng | 1996-04-25 | Author:Shel Silverstein [Silverstein, Shel]

door, but the rest of the structure is rubble behind him.] HUNGRY KID ISLAND Oh, I'm goin' to Hungry Kid Island, Way out in the shimmerin' sea. There's probably hungry ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
Models Don't Eat Chocolate Cookies by Erin Dionne
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Erin Dionne [Dionne, Erin]

Chapter 17 MOM SPENT THE entire ride home from San Francisco chattering about how great the day was, and how beautiful I looked, and how wonderful the experience was. When ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
Don't Go to Sleep! (Goosebumps Series #54) by R. L. Stine
epub |eng | 2005-10-02 | Author:R. L. Stine [Stine, R. L.]

14 I backed up against the cage wall. The cold steel bars pressed into my back. My legs were trembling so hard, I thought I would fall on my face. ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 26,2014 )

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